All characters appear in my story Saturday with the Pervs, and are 18 years of age or older.
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the dwelling
Not a creature was stirring, save my cock, which was swelling;
From walls hung portraits, setting the mood,
Above the mantel hung Grandma, totally nude;
Down the hall in her bed, my sister Susan did sit,
While a vibrating dildo danced on her wet, throbbing clit;
And Mom in her panties, and I in the nude
Had just ready's our loins for long winter's screw --
When from outside our window there arose such a cry,
My head darted up away from mom's thigh;
Mom's eyes got wide as we both turned to see,
Just who our Christmas visitor might be;
The moonbeams bounced off the snow all so white,
I blinked as tried to make sure of my sight,
What did I see that gave me such pause?
Why it was the round, jolly face of old Santa Clause!
Framed in the window, his cheeks red under his beard,
When in through the doorway Susan appeared;
I opened the window, and we pulled him within,
Mom glanced at Susan and said with a grin:
"OH Santa! What a creep! I'm fucking my son and you try to peep!
That's awfully spotty for man such as you! I wonder what other
naughty things you would do! So come on in and join the fun,
we'll be on the nice list by the time we are done!"
Quick as the devil Mom was down on her knees,
Tugging his Pants off as fast as you please,
The old toy bringer looked down, his eyes wide with shock,
When from out of his britches popped his rock solid cock,
She started to suck him with the skills of pro,
And Santa exclaimed, "may, you're a HO HO HO!"
My sister laughed as she fell to Mom's side,
She opened her mouth took his ball sack inside,
Her tongue lapped and writhed against his scrotum with care,
As mom bobbed on his shaft and came up for air,
She said, "I've taught her well, don't you think St. Nick?
Watching her lick you get's my pussy all slick."
They sprung to their feet and tumbled back in the bed,
"Why don't you fuck her, while my son give's me head?"
Susan beamed, and she squealed with delight,
As she spread her legs and cried "hurry down my chimney tonight!"
And taking my cue, I crawled up to Mom's bits,
I extended my tongue, and run it from the ass crack all the way up her slit,
Santa rushed forward, and took his hard swollen tip,
And rubbed it against Sis's soft, smooth shaven lips;
As he pushed it inside, Susan's butt gave a leap,
In instant he was all the way in her, rigid hard and balls deep;
Watching her daughter, Mom gave a moan,
As my tongue pushed down firmly, her clit hard as a bone;
Susan writhed on the mattress, her feet in the air,
While Santa Clause thrust, and mom gripped my hair;
At once her back arched, and her does they did curl,
My sister shouted, "I'm cumming!" while I suckled Mom's Pearl;
Mom pushed my face up, with my chin covered in juice,
And she said, "My turn! Santa put my vag to good use!"
She crept to all fours, her lips stuck out from under her ass,
With grunt Santa slid out of Susan, and said, "there's a good lass!"
He was behind mom in no time and into her he plowed,
His thick Yule log hit her g-spot, and she cried out aloud;
Still horny myself, I said "Sis, want some more?"
Smiling, she got on her knees and said, "Bro, make me a whore!"
She knelt before Mom and I pushed my cock in her cunt,
Mom groaned, I panted and I heard Santa grunt;
I watched as he pulled on her hair, Mom's face all a glow,
I pounded forward, Susan's tits bounced too and fro;
She coo;d as I fucked her, and smiled and Mother,
Mom said, "I love seeing you get along so well with your Brother."
Then we are all moving faster, the bed rocked and squeaked,
There was magic in the air as we all reached our peak;
Mom started first, a long, bellow scream,
Susan came next, and then I filled her pussy with cream;
Then with his eyes all a twinkle, St Nick shot his load,
It was a Christmas Miracle Mom didn't explode!
I pulled out of my Sister, and Santa pulled out of Mum,
They fell to the sheets, vagina's dripping with cum;
They both were giggling, and towards one another they squirmed,
They leaned into their crotches and they sucked out the sperm;
Then Susan looked up at our guest, her eyes had glint,
Licking her lips she said, "it tastes just like peppermint."
Santa stumbled backwards, as he pulled up his drawers,
His face was beat red and sweat flowed from his pours;
He got to the Window and was about to slip out,
But he paused and he turned and said with a shout:
" You Pervs might be naughty, but sometimes that's all right!
Merry Christmas to all! And May your Pussies stay Tight!"
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I liked it
Clever and fun. I think it was great.
Rightbank
At least you're not Anonymous. But this isn't Milton, forgodsake. Don't use a flamethrower on a novice.
loved it
Besides a few spelling flaws it was great
Do you have any tips for an aspiring writer?
Someone needs to learn the difference between 'Parody' and' Knock-Off'.
Parody is a legitimate literary form and is a (usually) affectionate reworking of an authored work for comic effect; 'Knock-Off' implies criminal intent to fool the public into accepting something counterfeit is genuine; this author has turned out a humorous and competent PARODY of the Clement Clarke Moor classic poem, at no point has he tried to counterfeit the original or incorporate it into his own work and pass it off as original, so sit down, shut up, and only open your mouth when you have something worthwhile to say. I wrote this for you, Rightbank, and I'm typing slowly because I know you can't read very fast.more...
I will admit I played fast and loose meter and rhythm at times, but I think calling it "horrible" is an exaggeration. The vast majority of the poem follows the original closely, it took some doing. As to the name...It's a pun. That's all. I know it doesn't have much to do with the story, but it's short, pithy and it gets the pointmore...
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