The Piss Test

I don't think she wanted to do that at all, the way she moved so slow.

'I'll just wait out here,' my buddy says, takin a chair by the door. Then he says, as the door to the pisser closes, 'Wait, she's goin in there with ya?'

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So, once again we're in the toilet, and she's sittin on the stool and I'm standin by the commode and she's got her script and she starts talkin.

'This is all standard procedure. First, I'm Becky Bulstrand, test proctor for the Company.'

'I know who you are, Becky,' I told her while I let down my pants and my drawers. Old reliable was standing straight up, thick as fuck. 'And I think I'm gonna be needin some more alleviatin.'

She looked up all wary like.

This time, it was gonna take a good long while.