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Jedediah "Fuckstick" Jones died on August 29th, 2003. He'd ejaculated himself to death.
His body was sent back to Busted Nut for burial. His parents accepted his passing stoically. Note was made of the incredible smile on his face as he lay in the coffin in their parlor prior to interment. Isaac First, the funeral director, who was always the last to handle anybody, took no credit for Jed's happy appearance.
"That's the way he came in," Old Mr. First said, "that's the way he goes out."
And isn't that true of us all?
His parents were apprised of the conditions surrounding his death but chose not to share the details, for obvious reasons. They had a line added to his headstone, however, right below his DOB – DOD, which read, "He came and he went."
They left the exact meaning up to interpretation.
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Anonymousover 16 years agoThat was certainly interesting, the images...yeah. Funny, but sad, in a way. Fantasy can be a strange thing at times.
