The Twin

Everyone was amazed at what I was doing and even as the cameras continued to snap and record my vulgar display it wasn't enough to dissuade my actions. Suddenly to my relief I noticed everyone scattering in all directions but still I couldn't stop myself. I knew something was wrong and then I saw a bright light shine over my body and two police officers, a male and female standing over me with a shocked look in their face.

"Well, I guess it's pretty clear what the cause of this disturbance was," said the male officer as through my drunken haze I could see a set of handcuffs in his hands...