The Ultimate Self Dare Ch. 01

Chapter one - "The Plan"

I don't know when it started, but as long as I can remember I have always been excited by the thought of bondage, public nudity and acting out dares. I searched for a partner that would have the same exotic tastes as me, but have been unsuccessful in finding the right person. I have a girlfriend that I have been with for a while and I tried to introduce her to some mild play but she has no interest in taking it to the level I do. Since we live separately, my girlfriend doesn't know what I am doing at night when she is not around or out of town . So, two failed marriages and several affairs later, I am still alone with my kinky desires.

As a result, I have had to use my imagination and turned to self bondage and self dare games. I have spent many a night running around neighborhoods naked in various states of bondage. Of course, these escapades are always well thought out because as much as I am excited by this sort of thing, the thought of being caught would be so humiliating that I don't know what I would do, not to mention if it led to an arrest! The advent of more home security camera's on homes and corners makes this even more important to think everything out. However, the thrill of the adventure causes my heart to beat out of my chest whenever I venture out on one of my bondage games.

This most recent self bondage dare started about a week ago. I formulated a plan and mapped out what I would have to do to complete the self imposed task. I came up with the idea of using several padlocks and locking devices along with other articles to make my dare as dangerous and uncomfortable as possible. I would lock myself into my state of bondage with about a dozen padlocks each with their own key. I would hide the keys in various places and in order to free myself, I needed to retrieve the keys in a particular order.

I would start by pushing a large butt plug up my ass, one that could not come out without effort. Then would first put my collar on. The collar has a loop in the front and the back. I would place my cock into a "gates of hell" cock cage and lock it on. I would tie a rope around the base of my cock force me to maintain an erection. I would put on my locking ankle cuffs which would be chained together with a 12 inch chain with a padlock on each ankle. I would use a hasp type padlock that I would slide over my scrotum above my balls and lock it shut. Attached to the hasp would be two 6 inch lengths of chain with a padlock at the end of each. I would squat and padlock a chain to each ankle cuff thus making it impossible to stand up. I would then padlock another 6 inch chain from the loop at the end of my "gates of hell" cock cage to my collar, forcing me to hunch over while pulling my cock upwards. Another short chain would be padlocked to the back of my collar with a pair of handcuffs padlocked to the chain. Once I locked my wrists into the handcufs I would have to shuffle on my knees and hope that I didn't fall completely on my face but the cuffs would be the last thing on the list. When everything was ready, I would to go out the front door and lock it shut, then lock my wrists into the handcuffs behind my back.

I mapped out my path over the course of several days. I walked through my neighborhood checking for strategic places to place the keys while checking for security cameras or other impediments. The nights have been getting warmer at night, so the prospect of being outside naked for possibly two or three hours was not going to be a problem. I decided that midnight, Wednesday night would be the night for my "walk" because it would be a work day and people would be in bed early and traffic would be minimal. I live on a fairly busy street so traffic is a bit of a concern.

On Wednesday afternoon, I set out to hide the keys to my locks. Since without my hands being free, I couldn't perform most of the other tasks, key #1 would be the key to the handcuffs. I hid the key under my neighbors doormat. In order to get there, I would literally have to crawl, on my knees, three of four inches with each step, down my driveway to the sidewalk, slither around a fence and make my way up another my neighbor's driveway to the front porch. I tried this on my patio and found that it took a long time go a short distance, so this quest for the first key might take 20 minutes or longer. When I reached the porch I would lay on my side to lift the doormat and pick up the key, then unlock the handcuffs behind my back. Once my hands were free, I could at least crawl on my hands and knees to the next key.

Key #2 would unlock the chain connecting the hasp lock from my balls to my right ankle. That key would be back on my front door step so I would have to crawl back down my neighbor's driveway and up mine to my front porch. I could then unlock the chain from my right ankle and allow a bit more freedom for my right leg. Each time I took off a padlock, I would lock it to the chains that were still hanging from the lock attached to my balls.

Key #3 would disconnect the other chain from my scrotum to left ankle. That key is hanging on a nail about 5 feet high on the deck in my back yard. That involved crawling around my house to my back yard, making my way up 6 steps and then stretching as far as my balls would allow to take it off the hook and disconnect my balls from my ankle, then attach the padlock with the other hanging from my balls.

Now my legs would be relatively free although they would still be locked together with a 12 inch chain. I would be hunched over however because the gates of hell would still be connected to the chain attached to my collar.

Key #4 is the key to my mailbox where another key is hidden. The mailbox key is about 50 yards down the street under a rock. I would have to walk the 50 yards with my ankles still chained and my cock tethered to my collar, retrieve the key then walk back to my mailbox which I would unlock to find

Key #5, the key to the chain from my collar to my cock. Now I could at least stand up but I'm also adding another padlock to the chain hanging from my balls.

Key #6 will unlock both locks from the chain attached to my ankle cuffs. I hung that key on a nail that on a telephone pole about a half a block from my house. Getting there would require some tact because with my ankles chained together and my balls weighted down, I couldn't move too quickly and might have to dodge in and out of bushes to hide from any oncoming traffic. When I finally get the key, I can remove the locks from my ankle cuffs and lock them onto the chains hanging from my balls.

Key #7 The keys to my truck. This would be the most daring part of the night with the biggest risk of being caught in my opinion. I hid the key on the traffic signal control box near the corner, which is a block south of my house. I would now be a half block north of my house so I need to run a block and a half to the corner to get the key. My ankles are free, but I now have 6 heavy padlocks hanging from the lock on my balls which would make it pretty unfomfortable to sprint. All I can do is waddle quickly to keep the weight of the padlocks from bouncking too much. After, I get the key, I still have to make it back to my driveway, one block away. When I do get home, I will need my truck to get the last two keys.

Key #8, the key to my ball lock is a mile away in the playground of a local park. I need to drive there and go to the rope climb where the key is taped to the top of the rope. So I would have to shimmy up the rope with my balls still locked with all the other padlocks hanging from them and my cock still in it's gates of hell to retrieve the key. Now I could take the hasp lock with the chain and padlocks off, get back to my truck and drive to my next stop.

Key #9, is my house key. It is located at the base of a light pole in the Costco parking lot 5 miles away. I had to do some shopping there, so this seemed like a good place to leave the key. After getting that key I must drive, naked with my cock cage on, hop out of the truck get the key and go home to get my final key, the key to my "gates of hell".

Upon arriving home I would unlock the house go inside and get the final key to my cock cage. Now, I could take off the torture device and finally jerk off! If everything went without a hitch, I figured I could accomplish this "dare" in about 3 hours. In order to make sure this would all work, I practiced locking and chaining myself up at home to make sure that I would be able to remove the locks without a problem. As you can see, I took a lot of time to think this out and was confident that come Wednesday at midnight, I would be ready to accomplish my ultimate dare.