What This Country Needs

"Sure!" she smiled. "And I'll call it 'Mister President' each time!"

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"To the defeat of Winslow and Webb, and to the preservation of the world's oldest profession," said Phil the Ferret, holding his glass of chianti up high.

"To stopping the Sodom and Gomorrah-ization of the United States of America," said the Reverend, clinking his glass with Phil's.

"And to four more years!" said the Republican President. "And thank you, gentlemen."

"Not at all!" said Phil.

"Glad to help," said the Reverend.

"Now, can we continue our celebration in the way you'd promised?" asked the President.

"Sure!" said Phil, walking to the door. "Heather! Lavonia! Come on in, and bring fresh fruit, whipped cream, and your tits! The Leader of the Free World is waiting!"