With Troy Donahue & Audrey Tautou

Already I feel that we are part of each other. It comes to me at once. With certainty I know that a thousand kisses will not satisfy our want for each other's lips. That my manhood will be a perfect fit for her warm inviting cleft, the first time and for a thousand times after. That now is only the first moment of a lifetime worshiping this lithe goddess beside me.

Diane smiles; her enormous brown eyes tell me that she feels the same. We kiss until the Ferris wheel lurches and starts to move us downward. "Do you know what I think?" she asks.

"Tell me." I don't care what she says; I just want to hear her voice.

"I think this day was always meant to be. Our meeting like this. So just before the time came, we started having these... I don't know, visions; premonitions. That way, when we saw each other tonight we both knew. Adam, I was already in love with you the moment I saw you."

It seems too good to be true. "Can life really be like that?"

"It can, my love. We can be like Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan."

"Who?"

"Tsk, Adam, you need to watch more movies!"