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3. Habeas corpus: "produce the body"
4. Amicus curiae: "friend of the court"
5. Dates given are approximately correct.
6. Quotes from "The Canterbury Tales" are authentic.
7. The wife of the carpenter in "The Miller's Tale" really is named "Alison" and it really is a lawyer who has the hots for her. Plus ca change et plus c'est la meme chose, eh?. You think LW's real name might be Absolom?
8. The sonnet that Homer and Shakespeare compose is a composite of two authentic Shakespearean sonnets.
9. Bust sizes are estimated as accurately as hastily copped feels permitted. Sizes of Wagner's and Proust's cocks are the wishful thinking of Allison and Janey, respectively.
10. Allison really can turn on a phony Southern Belle accent. She learned in Atlanta while going out with jerks.
11. The "Love Duet" of "Tristan and Isolde" is interrupted by King Marke of Cornwall (not Mark Aster).
12. Homer's French really is horrible.
13. "Vas-y, vas-y! Fais-le pour maman!"
Come on! Come on! Do it for Mamma!
14. "Vas-y, vas-y! Donne-le moi, mon petit "
Come on, Give it to me, baby"
15 "Ah maman, t'es si douce, si profonde,"
Oh, Mamma! You're so soft, so deep
16. "Prends ca, maman!"
Take THAT, Mamma
17 "'Je viens, Marcel, 'Je viens! Oooooooh"
I'm coming, Marcel, I'm coming. (And she ain't arriving from Paris)
18. "Putain! Maman, t'es si chaude!"
Shit! You are so hot, Mamma
19. Madeleine: A French pastry, not as tasty as the creme brulee, according to Janey.
20. "Plus ca change et plus c'est la meme chose,"
The more things change, the more they stay the same
21. Miss Behavin' really is not a gringa.
22. "Con quien estas hablando, mi amor?"
Who are you talking to, my love?
23. "Julia, este no es el momento!"
Julia, this is not the time!
24. "Eso veo, Mario," So I see, Mario
24. Srta. (Senorita) Traviesa
Miss Mischief
26. "No, no solo eso."
No, that wasn't all
27. "zorrita"
vixen
28. "Julia Jugosita"
Juicy Julia
29. "Callate, Mario. Uiiy! Que, rico!"
Shut up, Mario! Uiiy That's nice
30. "Yo, tambien"
Me, too
31. "Mal hecho!"
Naughty!
32. "Lo siento"
I'm sorry
33. "Hecho!
Done!
34. "Cuantas veces tengo que decirte, Mario; no hables con la boca llena"
How many times do I have to tell you, Mario, don't talk with your mouth full
35. Dulcinea is the woman Don Quixote was trying to impress.
36. "Si, Homercito? Tuviste una pesadilla, mi amor?"
Oh, Homer, baby. Did you have a nightmare, my love?
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