You Know What I Mean?

"You are the best, babe," she whispered in my ear. "Ramming that hockey stick of yours in my honey hole takes me to the moon every time."

I replied, "Shoving it in your baby hamster gets me where I'm going real fast, Deanna baby. I don't shake and shiver that hard anyplace else. I got a special ring tone for you. I will be right here for a jiffy stiffy anytime you call."

Well I fed her this stuff for a while and then got dressed and took my gentleman's leave. The general and the two colonels were resting quiet now.

But what will I do for a bit of fluff to blow my horn tomorrow, ya know what I mean?