You Pathetic Excuse for a Sex Toy

Her: I want you to sit on my couch and I want to tease you.

Him: I would love that.

Her: I want to stand facing you, and put my right leg on the couch beside you. So you can feel my bare foot nuzzle under your thigh, caressing your thigh. I want to bend forward slowly while I grab your rear neck in my hand, firmly, and pull your face closer to where I want it.

I want to press your face against my inner thigh, and slide my hips backwards as I drag your face along my leg.

Him: Mmmmmmmm

Her: I want to push you back against the couch, and lean forward to bring my face close to yours.

I want to feel the heat of your skin close to my face... but not quite touching me.

I tell you to give your lips to me, and your fingers.

Him: Mmmmm. I would obey.

Her: You let out a long exhale and turn to face me, your lips relaxed and open.

I can't resist pressing my lips to yours, and wanting to suck your tongue. I kiss you and take pleasure in your lips.

Him: Mmmmmm. Taste me, please.

Her: Are you getting bossy again?

Him: No. No no no no.

Her: Good, because I don't feel like continuing now. I'd rather whip you and make you kiss my feet.

Him: May I lick them?

Her: No. Fuck no.

Him: I am on all fours.

Her: Good. Stay in that position all night, without moving your hands or touching yourself.

Him: Yes ma'am.

Haha. You won't, disobedient brat.

Him: I will as long as I can.

Her: Hehe... aww. ♡ What kind of sick twisted person finds that endearing?

Him: You. Hehe

Her: HOW ARE YOU EVEN TYPING?

Him: My hands are holding my phone. You said not to move them, so they are still holding it.

Her: Oh, you're on your elbows. Mmmm, so hot. ♡ Why do I like it when men suffer for me? Is this totally abnormal?

Him: Haha, I don't know.

Her: Am I really a sadist? You make me scare myself.

Him: Yes. You are.

Her: That doesn't freak you out?

Him: No, it turns me on.

Her: I want to spank you while you're on all 4s.

Him: I want to be spanked by you.

Her: I want to sensually and erotically caress your ass.

Him: Please please do

Her: And then whip it. And then sink my teeth into it. I want you to lose control and cum all over yourself, by accident. Without anyone or anything even touching your penis. I want you to feel shame and embarrassment, and to beg for my forgiveness.

Him: I want to cum for you. Will I have to lick it up?

Her: Oh yes you will. But only after you lick my pussy, hopefully without completely boring me.

Him: Oh no! Did I bore you when I licked you?

Her: You said you didn't like giving oral. It's 80% enthusiasm, you know.

Him: I love it, as long as it is wanted. My ex hated it so I became "eh" about it.

Her: I want it. I want you to obey me and to pleasure me the way I want.

Him: I will gladly give it.

Her: I want you to remember that you are nothing but a fuck toy to me. Just a dime a dozen male sub.

Him: Another one of your toys. An accessory to your vibrator.

Her: If I could throw you carelessly into my trunk of sex toys, I would. You'd lie there collecting dust most of the time.

I'd only take you out when I was completely bored with every single other toy I have. And even then I'd look at you with disgust, and think ugh... this fucking thing again? Whatever, I just have to make sure it still works or finally throw it in the trash, which is probably where it belongs anyway.

I'd be pissed off at you every time I bother to use you. I'd think, ugh, this piece of shit is so inadequate, I just want to throw it on the floor and smash it into little pieces.

At least then I could melt them down and make them into something potentially useful.

But I feel a need to get my money's worth since I must have gotten you at some point, probably when I was piss drunk, broke, and desperate.

Him: Ruin me and move on to the next one.

Her: Are you telling me to move on? Hm? I'm not done enjoying how I'm ruining you.

Him: I like you ruining me.

Her: I look at this pathetic excuse for a fuck toy and I think this is worse than some cheap shit from China.

This is probably some piece of junk that will give me lead poisoning. Like, it's THAT bad.

Then I remember that you are some cheap piece of shit that my shittiest ex-boyfriend gave me and I don't need to keep you around anymore.

Him: Mmmmmm.

Her: Into the trash you go.

Him: Hehe mmmmmm.

Her: Ha ha ha fucking most pathetic sex toy EVER, now you get to feel sorry for yourself while you overhear me feeling ACTUAL pleasure from non-shitty toys.

Enjoy it down there, next to my used tampons. Cuz that's the closest you'll ever get to me again. (Holy shit I scare myself, I sound psycho!)

Him: You're so yummy.

Her: Are you still on all fours?

Him: I had to change laundry over.

Her: Grrr. I'm going to redden your ass.

Him: Mmmmmmm.

Her: Ugh. The things I want to do to you.