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If you're a lady please continue and please understand that what I say is from my heart.
Your response -- my response
You're only interested in sex - - I am interested in you, sex would be nice.
You just want to get in a girl's pants - - I am interested in you, I'm sure that what is in the pants is perfect and would be just as nice.
You don't even know me - - Nor you me, but I'd like to know you.
I might be ugly - - A woman is never ugly.
I might be too thin, too average, or too fat - - You're perfect as you are.
I might be too short or too tall - - As I said, you're perfect as you are.
I could be disabled or challenged - - I have no doubt that you're a challenge, but you're a beautiful lady, the rest doesn't matter.
Would you push my wheelchair? - - When can we leave?
Would you change my bedpan? - - Can I use a clothespin on my nose?
I may be married - - How fortunate he is.
I may have a bunch of kids - - Lucky kids.
I like dogs, or cats, or birds - - So do I.
I can't have animals around - - I'll get rid of them.
I may be poor, ill-mannered, uneducated - - So might I, but this is what you are.
I like gifts - - If I can afford them, or earn them, they're my pleasure to give.
I may hate sex, or love too much sex - - I hope I can help, should the occasion rise.
I may be bi-sexual or gay - - Not if you're reading this.
I don't like group sex - - Me, too.
I don't like a lot of sex - - You set the rules.
I need attention - - As often as you like.
I may run around - - I hope you won't have to
I like tall guys - - I can wear lifts in my shoes.
I like short guys - - Please remove my legs.
I like skinny men - - don't feed me.
I like fat men - - Got any pie?
I like strong men - - I'll forget to use my 'Right Guard'.
I like sportsmen - - Do you like my Nike's?
I like Nerds - - Do you know the general solution to the 'Wave Equation'?
Do you write? - - Not very well.
I'm allergic to dust - - I can vacuum.
I don't like housework - - I'll do it or get a maid.
What if I'd like a male housekeeper - - May I be home when he's here?
I don't like staying home - - We'll rent an apartment.
I mean I like to get out of the house - - Me, too.
You're crowding me - - I'll back up.
You're stalking me - - Send me away.
I don't like you - - I'll leave.
You've never seen me, and can't see me now - - You're in my heart and mind.
You're naïve - - I'm satisfied.
Do you like me the way I am? - - I adore you the way you are.
You're too meek - - I know what I want.
My feet hurt - - May I massage them?
Do you have a brother? - - He's old and ugly (Two years older than I am, looks more like your favorite TV/Movie star, not like me).
Any sisters? - - No, unfortunately.
Do you have a good job? - - Not as good as I'd like, but adequate for my needs.
Do you have an education? - - I'm still working on improving it.
Will you cherish me? - - In every way.
Will you cheat? - - Only if we can't afford the taxes.
Would you go to prison for me? - - You've already imprisoned me.
Are you forgiving? - - Forever.
Are you a good lover? - - I'd like you to tell me, or train me.
Do you have staying power? - - I'll seriously work on it.
Do you like oral sex? - - Anyway will be perfect.
Would you love me? - - I do.
Is this going to be a one night stand? - - You decide.
Doesn't anything about me bother you? - - Only that you don't realize how great you are.
This brings back so many memories, I am glad I found you!.
Pretty much what happened 44 years ago. Sadly I lost HER to brest cancer
ED
loved this...but why can't someone who is not straight like this??its beautiful...
My boyfriend has said many of those things to me. He loves me. Even if I think I am fat, ugly, uneducated. The very last line made me cry, because it bothers him that I don't see myself the way that he does. Any woman who has a man like this should think themselves very lucky, because I know from experience, that no man will ever be as wonderful as the man who loves you like this.