Single mother and aspiring screen writer, I wait tables at a finer dining establishment. Former drug abuser, current college graduate, former jazz singer, current non-singer. I have held such literary-worthy careers as grave-digger, soup-seller, part-time "santa claus's special elf friend", embalmer, receptionist, veterinary technician, and fry cook. So I decided to take the one thing I've done really well in my life, writing, and screw around with it. Because it feels so much better than sucking santa's candy cane or asking "cremation or burial?" |