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OhRhett's Biography:
Sex: Male
Age: Over 60
Weight: Average
Height: Tall
Location: The South
Orientation: Straight
Interested In: Nothing
Status: Attached
Smoke: No
Drink: Occasionally
Fetishes: None
Pets: None
User Number: 1221875
Member Since: August 9, 2010
Last Modified: August 11, 2010
Some words from OhRhett:

I am a (2010) 62 year old man, married for 42 years to the same woman. I have always been saddled with a huge libido. I did not start to "fool around" until I was 27 - the seven year itch, I guess - and over the succceeding years, I ran hot and warm in spells. No, it was not all right with my wife. I tried my best to hide my extra-curricular activities. But "women know", and I got in terrifying trouble a few times. I am also cursed or blessed - I can tell it both ways - with a very pretty face. Think George Hamilton or Warren Beatty, although those guys are both a decade older than me. And they have bedded thousands of women - me, just around 90, lifetime total. In my 40s, I decided to stick to married women. Less drama.

I studied sex - how to please women. I actually read the Kama Sutra (not a whole lot of help) and also the writings of the Marquis de Sade, studied tantric writings, and also asked many many women very directly what they liked and didn't like. I tested for and joined MENSA once - what a bunch of boring people - but having that level of mental acuity allowed me to absorb/remember/plan and experiment. So I learned. I am also an artist - a very accomplished painter and sculptor. I have studied anatomy. For years I have believed in telling beautiful women that they are. It never hurts. I dare to say that whenever I have decided on seduction my success rate over a lifetime was at least 80%. I am a visual person - my daughter says that I am shallow - and maybe she is right - but I always wanted beautiful women. Over time, I filtered down to only Gorgeous women in thrilling, edgy circumstances.

I am one of those persons who has always looked younger than my actual chronology. When I was 25 I looked 16. When I was 50 I got carded for alcohol (for real). I am now 62, and I go to the gym every day. I have all my hair, perfect dentition, I'm six feet tall with a deep voice, a courtly manner, and a good bit of money. And, most importantly, I am not afraid to "ask for the order." I have been 'everywhere" and had "everything", speak passable Italian, and I still get propositions - sometimes very direct - from my daughter's 30-year-old friends.

I have mostly given up the hard running these days. I can still get "Elvis" up, unaided. But for the these days very occasional) hours-long five-ejaculation session, I have to use Cialis. But I have my memories. Goddammit, I do. I remember. Hey, I made it through the discovery of Herpes, AIDS, the cocaine era, money and power (not mega rich by any means - low eight figures at the height, now a whole lot less), 200 mph cars, crossing oceans in small boats - but I am still alive, and as I said, I have my memories. I may look 45, but my conscience and my liver are 200.

So, I mean to set out my stories. I've been reading here on Literotica for a couple of years now. I particularly like reading the "Loving Wives" section. Just Plain Bob consistently holds my interest. But I dont have to write fiction. In fact, some of the things that have happened along the way are stranger, more unexpected, and probably more exciting than anything I can make up. I would love to hear Warren Beatty's tales. Or Ryan O'Neal's, for that matter. But I am just ol' Rhett. And I am not all that good of a writer. But I'm going to put it out there anyway. I mean to start with the most recent story first (last Saturday afternoon, August 7, 2010), and then work my way back to the start of it all at 28 years old, in 1975.

I am certain that there will be people who call me out for poor writing, for being a bastard and a bad husband, and there will surely be some who think I am bullshitting. But no matter, I mean to set it down in writing, just to record it for posterity. They say the internet preserves things "forever". I hope so ...

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