I'm the Naked Llama and here are a few things you might want to know about me.

1. I'm an aspiring fashion designer and no, I'm not Niclas. He's just inspired from a person who is very close to me.

2. I don't know if the term "optimistic pessimist" exists, but it's pretty much who I am.

3. I'm a cat lover. We have a family of Persian kitties here at home. Having said that, I have no interest in dogs, unless it's a Siberian Husky.

4. I'm dangerously allergic to crustaceans and other seafoods, to chicken and eggs. So the next time you eat scrambled eggs, consider yourself very lucky.

5. I don't hate Bieber. I don't hate Taylor Swift. I don't hate Miley and every other overrated singers out there. I just don't like them. I can stand their music but I'm not a fan.

Here's what I like: The Script, Cobra Starship, Panic!@The Disco, Katy Perry, James Morrison, Neon Trees, Trevor Hall, The Fray, Blake Lewis.

6. People say that I'm bossy and cocky. They should stop saying that because it's not my fault I'm better than them. Did that sound so bossy and cocky?

7. I'm not shy, I'm just guarded. I can make friends but I can never give them a hundred percent of my trust. I don't like crowds and parties.

8. I came from a broken family. Not having a family picture sucks.

9. I don't know how to swim. Put me in the ocean and I'll die. LOL!

10. I also don't know how to ride a bike. Put me in one and watch my ass fall down.

11. I'm Asian. Need I say more?

12. I don't get Twilight. Since when did Vampires started to sparkle like Tinkerbell?

13. I don't watch horror films. But I love Harper's Island. wait, that's not a horror film...

FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS. I'LL BE POSTING THE NEW CHAPTER SOON. PLEASE BE A LITTLE PATIENT WITH ME. THANKS!

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