The cliched "long time reader, first time writer" ;D And (would this be more or less cliche?), in case you were curious about the user name, a South Park fan - so funny and offensive at the same time. "Be a man, Stan. Just say 'Hey woman! You- you shut your mouth, and make babies!'" - How could anyone not love that? UPDATE: Thank you all very much for the feedback on my first (hastily submitted, before I could change my mind) story! You've inspired me to try to put some other thoughts into words. I hope to post another story in the coming weeks. Thank you again! Oh, and I have a bit of a thing for nice guys. Please excuse me if they come up in my stories too frequently, but I feel they are a severely underrepresented population. ;) | 
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