I am a complex woman with a simple philosophy: Live, Laugh, Love. A gentleman treats a lady with respect. Please be a gentleman, because I am a lady. I am a submissive, but that does not mean I'm *your* submissive. I'm not a doormat.

Female. Submissive/Babygirl. Polyamorous. Pagan. Demisexual. Vegan. Heteroflexible. Available.

If you're in need of any other adjectives, feel free to message me. And please, for Fate's sake, do not ask any part of my ASL.

Unmentionablely Yours,

Jade

Edit on 2015/04/19:

It's been brought to my attention that my profile does not give enough details about me, so here are 25 fun facts about me. Enjoy:

1) Despite popular opinion of their work, I really adore Nickelback. I don't see the reason for all the hate, and "Gotta Be Somebody" is one of my favourite songs in existence. (I also like ABBA and Clay Aiken, and I've been informed these are musical offenses as well.)

2) I have two husbands, defining marriage as a promise of love between individuals under the eyes of the Divine. Legally, I have two individuals to whom I have a fuck ton of legal contractual obligations that just don't happen to include marriage certificates.

3) I have never had an interview that resulted in a job. All the work I've ever had came from being in the right place at the right time or proving myself to my superiors through other means.

4) I can't orgasm. Sex is still awesome, I don't feel as though this hinders my enjoyment of love making, and I'm still more sexual than everyone else in my Life.

5) Along those lines, I was born with defective nerves that like to screw with my heart. Despite this, I refuse to apply for disability, and I will continue to work until I can't do so any longer.

6) I'm a stubborn fucker.

7) I love music in almost all genres, but I am very picky about my tastes. To describe it another way, I think of music as food: I do indeed like breakfast, lunch, dinner, drinks, and snacks, but what I have different preferences in each category.

8) Rumor has it I don't do literary roleplay. That's not true. I love to roleplay. More than likely, I just don't want to roleplay with *you*.

9) I am, despite popular assumption online, not Asian. I'm Irish.

10) I really hate peanut butter. I don't have an allergy, but people would do well to keep it away from me. I gag at the smell of it.

11) I have a data-free household, don't own a television, and don't have a smartphone. I don't want any of these things, and am considering ditching the mobile phone for a land line very soon.

"What do you do without data?!" I have sex. Unlike you.

"How do you get on Lit?" I go to Starbucks.

"You do this at Starbucks?!" Do I seem like the kind of person who gives a shit?

12) I'm never going to tell you how old I am. Never. No matter how big of a fit you throw, I do not care enough to tell you. There are members of my family who have no idea how old I am. You think you're any better than them? I'm over the age of 21, and therefore, no one but my doctor has any reason to give a shit.

13) If you give me tea, I fully expect that this is a gesture of good will and shall immediately go into excitement mode. I like tea. Herbal tea, mostly, but I'll take what I can get as long as it's loose leaf.

14) I have an "old Life" that I don't talk about. Somehow I turned it into a blessed and successful present, and hopefully an amazing future. I'm kind of amazed at how far my Life has come.

15) I troll hardcore. You will more than likely see the troll if you don't type in coherent sentences, are inappropriate, or can't control your asshole side. You have been warned.

16) Sometimes I try to exercise my rights as an adult by buying alcohol. However, because I don't really drink all that often, it ends up sitting on top of my fridge until I can pawn it off on someone else.

17) I have a sports car. Yes, I have street raced with it. No, I have not gotten caught. I don't race anymore, but I love to bother my friends whose cars have four-wheel-drive to go zip around empty fields after a good rain. Mud buggin' is amazingly terrifying, and I love it.

18) I don't talk about it with people who don't ask, but I'm incredibly religous and take my faith very seriously. I'm deeply involved in my religious group, take pride in my position within that community, and do what I can to live a Life than is focused on the divine beauty in each and every one of us.

19) I have a crush on typewriters. I find them to be oddly charming, and despite their noisy character, they're just too adorable not to think of as endearing. I shall own more of them in the future.

20) I don't wear makeup. I'm beautiful, like most women, and don't require paint to make myself look better. I'm not a piece of artwork; I'm a human being. I understand that some women truly enjoy the act of putting on makeup, but I think it's more common that women feel pressured to do so because of some assinine pressure from society.

21) I grew up in a zoo of a home, with exotic birds, chickens, cows, dogs, cats, rats, pigs, horses, and bunnies being a part of my household at some point in my childhood. Despite this, I'm now living in an animal-less flat, and I'm going mad not having any non-human sentient companions around to be a part of my family. I'm an animal lover, and being without them is like maintaining an aching hole in my soul. Hint: not fun. At all.

22) While writing is (obviously) the main outlet for my creativity, I dabble in photography. I'd love to say I'm a photographer, but I don't feel as comfortable with that label because I feel like I lack the experience. I have a Nikon D2H with a few lenses, and can often be found snapping pictures of various family members and religious events.

23) I have been meditating since I was four years old. My mother encouraged a lot of active stillness (even if she didn't know the term for it), and my first two years of meditation started from listening to a chakra meditation tape in the bathtub. I still meditate to this day, and have meditated my way through labour, intense back injuries, and various tickle wars I was determined to win. If you're ever curious about giving meditation a shot, I highly recommend it.

24) I love to read, and I own over 500 books. At the time of writing this, I also happen to live in 375 square feet with another person. In some cases, books have taken priority over clothing. It is a dream of mine to someday own a house in which I can build my own library. For now, I'll just keep stuffing books into each and every corner of my already full flat.

25) I believe all people are inherently good. I don't believe that anyone is born bad, or that people are tigers that "don't change their stripes". I've watched lives torn apart, only to be rebuilt into something even better and more amazing. In my experience, I've found that most all the people I meet who seem "bad" or are "on the wrong path" are really just misguided people who are engaging in behaviours they think will lead them to acceptance or happiness. In the end, I think all we want is for someone to just love us, accept us without judgement, and listen to us. I believe in the power of a love like that. I wish more people did.

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