Otis J. Nixon was the bastard child of an itinerant Bible salesman and a saloon singer/prostitute. He entered a life of crime and perversity at the age of 12. After a stint in juvie for stealing, in no particular order, a car, a small dog, and the innocence of the girl next door, he squeezed his way onto the roster of the Columbus Ironmen, who were at that time scraping the bottom of the barrel in the D class of minor league baseball. With Otis batting cleanup, the Ironmen stopped scraping the bottom of the barrel and started digging a hole underneath it. Before long he was carrying on the family tradition and selling bibles door to door. Tiring of having to work on his feet, Otis was soon reduced to begging on 34th Street where he eventually discovered the spas of Koreatown and his life was forever changed. To this day he can be seen begging for 20 dollar bills, telling passers-by "please...I just need another 20 for a handjob." It is said that if you haunt the fast food joints and internet cafes in the vicinity of the Empire State Building you may catch a glimpse of him secretively posting his works of art. |
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