I decided that a written profile is so standard. I made a short video here for you to watch all about me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
You made it this far...congratulations!
Quite possibly the man you've been looking for (I put quite possibly in there so i don't come across as too amazing even though I am)
I am a Mango Juice connoisseur and if you bring me a glass you will be considered a pretty awesome person.I have a beanbag I like to sit on because it is comfy.
Sometimes I can play should the right mood strike however just because your name is blowjob brenda does not mean I want you to suck my cock. I have standards (Dinner first).
Also...If you are a guy who thinks the Curious in my name means "curious" you will be disappointed as I will talk to you about nonsense until I get bored....
A few testimonials from my fans
ditzylildoll▸gotta say Jack, that was prob your best idea ever
sarahjohn▸JAck induced orgasms are the strongest .... i may loose conscience
sarahjohn▸ok Jack you should give a sex class
sarahjohn▸i m doing my best to survive Jack without having you 24/7 by myside .... somedays are tougher then others
BitchGobblet▸Who need sex toys when they've got Jack.
juicypeach88▸jack you're always well behaved these days
sarahjohn▸mmmmmm my lit life has literally no meaning without Jack
Asphy▸You're my Christmas number one, Jack.
LadyZen735▸Very rarely have I come to the lobby, and the topic of conversation wasn’t ”Jack” hahaha
ditzylildoll▸i'm sure its size would shake all known records Jack
sarahjohn▸oh fuck yes i did Jack ... it was unbearable to to spend even 5 mins away from you
sarahjohn▸cause you re a sex god Jack *nods seriously*
Sophiem98▸It's true....Jack is nice
Sophiem98▸Jack can be relied upon to show up when you least expect it, but he'll make you smile.
Sexy_Little_...▸Jack is always most gracious, I must say
MissWatson▸We like having you here, Jack
Asphy▸Not everybody can be a gentleman like you, Jack.
Asphy▸you're useful as always, jack.
ditzylildoll▸you are definately very special Jack
Arha▸Your intelligence is matched only by your physical beauty
Karina23▸whilst i hate agreeing with Jack u dont need butter
ditzylildoll▸youre in a class of your very own Jack
ditzylildoll▸nothing is enough to prepare you for the Jack experience
Amalinda▸I love how Jack always finds the good
Asphy▸Oh not you, Jack. You're the smartiest of smarties.
ditzylildoll▸Jack is too important to read his own pm's
BitchGobblet▸Honestly you're an inspiration, Jack.
sarahjohn▸Jack is here! now the day looks brighter
Hayley_Bell▸Jack is a true Lite rennaissance man.
ClariceStarling▸Of course, jack. My hearts been bleeding for you
BitchGobblet▸Jack is probably the biggest issue you got.
Asphy▸I had a dream about Jack last night.
sarahjohn▸*grins* Jack.... i have no idea what i would be without you in my life
BitchGobblet▸Every time I think I might be too vain, I look at Jack and feel normal again.
Asphy▸Life lessons from Jack right there.
sarahjohn▸i m just busy admiring you Jack, you re so breathtaking i can t form coherent words
BitchGobblet▸It burderns me that I may soon have to moan your name, Jack.
BitchGobblet▸I was moaning Jack's name
AntiSoShul▸I have witnessed your impeccable manners Jack
Karina23▸Jack walks on water he'll be fine
ditzylildoll▸1. Jack was right
Asphy▸You're already as pretty and as majestic as a sunflower anyway, Jack.
Lexi699▸I have Ignored CJ,, I cant tell you to do so, but I need to follow the chat, so any conversation with him will be discouraged..
Asphy▸Friends get themselves banned for friends. You're the best, Jack. <3
Alisha524▸Jack, i prefer to suck on your cakepop
ClariceStarling▸I can do the voices, jack, for you, only!
BitchGobblet▸It's safe for nobody when you're here, Jack
ditzylildoll▸Jack's fingers are hench
Asphy▸Plus you're majestic and give so much to the world, Jack.
Mac_pea▸Jack you are treasure
Amalinda▸Darling Jack....you do not need forgiveness
Snoopygidget▸Jack appreciates dramatic exits and I love that about him
littleminx99▸Oh we're all queing up Jack
ditzylildoll▸you light up a room with your commentary Jack
ditzylildoll▸yeh EW, there were more people in Jack's room than the lobby :P
Blue_Eyed_Au...▸Of course Jack, every waking moment is thought of you
ditzylildoll▸you are definately one of a kind Jack.
_Tootz_▸Jack yer the bestest grins
ditzylildoll▸Jack cant marry himself so anything else is settling.
LookingForAM...▸My biggest achievement on here is not being in Jack's profile
Blue_Eyed_Au...▸You upset everyone by just being here Jack
sarahjohn▸nothing is as hot as you jack ..... if my coffee was i would be melting from the inside out
ditzylildoll▸theres wrong, mildy wrong, very wrong, and Jack wrong
Velle_▸Jack has a point. ^ *shaking my head to clear it* I can't believe I said that.
MissWatson▸Thank you for eating my cake, Jack
_Cliterotica_▸Everyone loves King Jack, no?
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