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swingerjoe's Biography:
Sex: Male
Age: 41 to 50
Weight: Average
Height: Average
Location: United States
Orientation: Straight
Interested In: Friends
Status: Attached
Smoke: No
Drink: Yes
Fetishes: None
Pets: None
User Number: 1772715
Member Since: December 19, 2013
Last Modified: August 18, 2016
swingerjoe
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Writing for Literotica, more often than not, is a complete waste of time and an unrewarding and unpleasant experience. So why do I do it?

I believe that creative writing requires "brain muscles" that must be exercised or they will atrophy over time. The only way to exercise those muscles is to write as often as possible. The act of tapping on the keyboard to put words together in a meaningful way isn't enough. You also must exercise your imagination and challenge yourself by pushing your creative boundaries, experimenting with different styles and genres, and developing characters and plots that are entirely unique. That is what I try to do here, and that is what I encourage my fellow writers to do.

Sometimes, an idea for a story hits me like a bolt of lightning, and I furiously type away for a few hours to get it out of my head as quickly as possible. Other times, an idea itches at the back of my brain for months, and I don't begin to write that story until I have the entire storyline plotted out from beginning to end. Even then, it can take weeks, or even months, just to write everything I've mapped out.

After all is said and done, and the exhaustive mental and physical labor has ended, and I've hit that "submit" button, the wait begins. At last, my story is published for the entire world to see. I scroll down to the comments section to see if my readers are grateful for my efforts. And I see...

"1* cuck fag shit"

Hey, you can't please everybody.

I write to exercise my brain muscles. I publish what I write, absolutely free of charge, because although I can't please everybody, occasionally I can please at least one person. That, to me, makes it worth my time and effort.

Top Five Most Common Myths About Swingerjoe

1. MYTH: Swingerjoe is a swinger. REALITY: I WAS a swinger at one time in my life.

2. MYTH: Swingerjoe only writes about swinging. REALITY: I have written many swinging tales, but most of my stories have nothing to do with swinging.

3. MYTH: Swingerjoe hates traditional marriage. REALITY: Im a HUGE advocate of traditional marriage, and weep for our future, given the present state of marriage.

4. MYTH: Swingerjoe has an agenda and tries to recruit people into swinging. REALITY: I have written more stories about the potential downside of swinging than Ive written about happy swingers. I have also stated many, many times that most couples should not ever attempt to swing.

5. MYTH: Swingerjoe likes wimpy cucks, cum-slurping, etc., etc.. REALITY: This, kids, is what we call projection. If you want to know what I like, read my stories and comments. I couldnt be any clearer or more consistent.

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