I don't really want to give out a ton of information about myself here (I want to get a career in writing and don't want a guilty pleasure like this to bite me in the ass, you know?) so I'm gonna tell some true things and some lie things. My name is Rodolfo Frappucino, a sapient chair from the swamplands of New Orleans. I am a long time reader and first time writer on Literotica, and I have recently become comfortable enough with my sexuality to start writing about bangin'. Writin' and bangin' are two things that I love to do, and I figured, hey, why not give that a shot. Being a sapient chair, my favorite smell is pants-butts, and my favorite sound is squeaking. Can't get enough of that shit. I am tired more often than I should be, and I would say that I was overworked except that who am I kidding, I would not be nearly this stressed if I actually got my work done on time. My family is accepting of my status as a priest in the church of Russel's Teapot, though they will not let me come back to the swamplands until I have found myself a nice ottoman to settle down and have footstools with. I really hope that you like my work, whoever you may be, and that it's good enough to jack off to! Send me messages or whatever if you like my stuff! |
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