The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring (Carl Sandburg).
♥️ my Mims.
I do not sex chat, I apologise, but really, that's a good thing for you!
=== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ========================================
100% Not enough masochism and attention span to answer an 8 page questionnaire.
Or, to quote UnrulyUnicorn:
99.99% Feminist
0.01% Dad jokes
=== Testimonials ========================================================
TiniMims: "We played thrice so far and you never played this move!" (alas, it was chess)
Nicki19: "Grumpy but sociable."
CaitiGrr: "You have the most pinchable cheeks."
Catatonie: "Jungle man and all, reading THAT PROUST!"
Amy_1988: "Xlon, you came here to get off, but you are leaving knowing you have saved lives."
RedRoses3377: "Xlon, you are too deep for me."
Tuvadine: "looks distinguished as fuck though.. if I were gay or a woman.. I'd totally be on that like white on white rice."
Kitty_Munroe: "Did you actually say that, you weirdo?"
Necesse: "Ask your doctor if XLON is right for you. Side effects may include: Rectal bleeding. Scathing sarcasm. Casual racism. Tough titties. Fucking by example."
MissBehavingBadly: "you just make women make animal sounds."
UnrulyUnicorn: "Oh, I just want a fucking potato xeon."
ReneeTheRed: "You are too old for my taste, but..."
Wanderlust: "I'm offended that I'm not on your profile."
robbie_ryan: "Behind all the dad jokes is an egomaniac."
pink_silk_glove: "I tried to have sex with xlon but instead I caught virginity from him."
OhScubaKitten: "Moon does not control tides in my reality. Xlon makes it happen. Xlon is faster than a speeding slug."
ChatticusFinch: "This is the finest profile I ever read."
Buckeyefanatic1: "xlon: You might be the primary reason for global warming."
CelestialLuna: "You are a bad dildo, xlon."
Gender
Male