You, know, no one cares what i put in this section, so i'm just gonna put whatever!
Hi, im Martin Van Bureau!
I was born in Kinderhoke New York--
OH SHUT UP ABOUT MARTIN VAN BUREAU!
Okay, my name's not really Martin Van Bureau. He was a president. Sorry.
But that would have been funny, wouldn't it? A president who's been dead for years signing up for an erotica website. Think about it. It'll flip your mind!
Location
none of your goddamn Business!