leonard81

Well, this is a tricky one. I have a fantasy about writing Joseph Conrad erotic fan fiction. I'm thinking, 'Lord Quim'. I guess this is because I like the way he obscures the crucial moment (that can never be captured) and (I'll admit) I struggle with the 'then he came so hard and I wanted to taste every drop of his load' bit. Still, I like words, people and the bits in brackets.

I have now written 'Clitoris of Chaos' and am well on my way to becoming a writer of high brow porn for pretentious wankers.