DrAltedox

The doctor is IN.
(all the way in)

Welcome to Dr. Altedox's private clinic. We provide treatment for the following medical conditions:
- Anisomastia Grandis (breast asymmetry in which one breast is larger than the other);
- Anisomastia Parvulus (breast asymmetry in which one breast is smaller than the other); and
- Isomastia Odiosis (breast asymmetry in which both breasts are larger than the other).

Consider these testimonials from a few of our patients:

"All the other doctors only want one thing: to pump you full of drugs and take all your money. But Dr. Altedox is a different kind of doctor. He wants to pump me full of cum, and does it for free." J.B.

"Dr. Altedox is very professional and has excellent bedside manner. He also has great couchside, deskside, floorside, and backseat of his carside manners." S.M.

"The doctors said I would never fuck again after my dick was mangled in two consecutive and increasingly gruesome jetski accidents. They were right. And so who bangs my wife now? You guessed it: Dr. Altedox." N.D.