MistressMoira

Sexy, funny, clever.

I don't waste my time "domming" people with whom I have no agreed power exchange. This isn't an invitation to put one in place. So. No online domination.

Online sex between equals is not out of the question, but I don't do needy men. I don't do women at all (ok, I do - but in lobby only). I'm also not very inclined to sexual education of the young. Not my thing. Lots of cougars around.

I don't want to talk sex in PM before I already know you from chatting in lobby. If you're too shy to talk in lobby we're not a good match anyway. I am an exhibitionist.

PMs are nearly always an interruption of conversation in lobby. That's rude. So, time it carefully and I'll get to you when I'm finished with talking to the lobby lot. Unless I don't know your nick from chat. Then I might not get back to you at all.

Sorry, the title "Mistress" attracts a lot of weirdos. Please don't kneel in submission before I tell you to.

So, I'm not young, not thin, not beautiful, not particularly easy-going. Sometimes I take life seriously and appear to have no sense of humour. Just put me on ignore. It will never get any better. Please don't read any further.

I am sexy, fun, vibrant, zany and wicked.

I have a bizarre sense of humour. (Or none at all, see above)

I like music, particularly classical, opera, jazz and world music. I like watching ballet, contemporary dance and most ethnic styles (various Indian classical, Spanish styles, Irish, Scottish and the African tribal dancing with which I am familiar). I am passionate about theatre, I read a lot, mostly South African non-fiction, but also a bit of fiction, particularly the odd whodunnit. Most of the humanities interest me. I love watching movies and even the occasional series like Game of Thrones.

Sex? Yes, I like sex. A lot. But not with everyone.