Got out of my momma and started chasing pussy the very moment. The nurse sued me for sexual harassment and I wrote some stories as a baby in jail. Then I got out and decided to change my name, since Ted Bundy always seemed to scare people off when I introduced myself. I don't know why? Ever since I ate one of my cats I've been labeled pussy eater. I look good like Michael Jackson and sing better than 50 Cent. Also, I respect all types of music, that's why I don't watch MTV. I met a girl once, but then I saw her Adam's apple, so now I insist on seeing a girl's pussy on the first date. I am so cool and I make the women drool. I have incredible success with all kinds of women, that's why I write sex stories and post them on this site. So far, not one woman has been able to resist my charm. I'm tall like Muggsy Bogues and I can dance like Phil Collins; women always think I'm either Brad Pitt or George Clooney, they often mistake me for the early Brando or Elvis. In the future, I know I am going to live on Mars, since I already bought it on Ebay. I'm sorry, it's not for sale anymore guys, better luck next time.
Location
In a cave with my pal Laden