I know that a woman's G-spot is between her ears, not between her thighs. I know four words that will take a woman to those marvelous places she has only believed other women made up. More importantly, I know when to say them. I am easy to love, and hard to like. My life has been very interesting, and will only get more so. I've dealt in a Nevada casino, done standup comedy, driven border to border in 48 states, and consider it a sin to say no to adventure. I've been called both ugly and gorgeous, and have settled on "interesting" to describe my looks. Cross Drew Carey with John Belushi and go from there. Throw in Bill Clinton's chin and Elvis's lower lip (anyone can do the sneer) and you're getting closer. But enough about me. Let's talk about YOU. (pause) What do YOU think of me?

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