BullsEye01

https://i.ibb.co/XCWy1rV/Photo57.jpg

Hey! My eyes are up here! (Just kidding. Kidding about you needing to look at my eyes, that is. Not about where my eyes are. Don't worry, I'm not some eyeless freak.)

As you may have guessed I like being silly and indecent, preferably at the same time.

This site has more kinks to be ironed out than its members have to indulge in. Let me try posting this profile yet a third time....

(This profile brought to you by DABOW: Dudes Against Boring Online Writing)

If you DO want to look where my eyes are, or at least somewhere more northward here's a couple more pics (SFW):

https://ibb.co/FYmNYqX

https://ibb.co/SKxZSM0

Greetings. I come in peace. I am the voice of one cracking jokes in the wilderness. I am at my core a primal man, in a good many senses. Even at my most rawly sex-driven, I am still quite capable of stringing together not only sentences, but complex sentences which both contain dependent clauses and are self-referential.

I'm on here to be amused, to chat with interesting people, and to deal with the sometimes inconvenient voracity of my libido when none of my real-life partners are available.

Here's a 20 second audio of what I sound like while massively turned on and jerking off:
http://sndup.net/nsby

I do RP occasionally if your idea is interesting. I'm not much one for pretending to be other people, mind.

I am fond of sizequeens, creative sex partners, long island ice teas. I also enjoy movies and long walks on the beach. Also 17th century poetry. Yes really.

I am an eager motherfucker. No, not *my* mother.

I need to cum a lot daily.

I've enjoyed playing with couples a great deal.

Generally a fan of nudism

I am addicted to dihydrogen monoxide.

If clothing weren't socially mandatory, I wouldn't wear anything in public.

A good way to help your partner destress:

https://cdn08.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2020/02/55380/bdsmlr-55380-bWpAiZNuAH.gif

I am anti-authoritarian, and contrarian by nature.

All sex is casual sex if you end it in a high five

I've been an IRL breeding-bull, and enjoy playing with couples.

I'm a hyperpolyglot.

Message me if you feel like an odd conversation.

And yes, I'm open to real-life meetups if we click

Have a good one

Oh and here's one more pic, this time NSFW:

https://ibb.co/YWFy3N1