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littlelostkiwi

~Previously known as loveiswaiting~

Me:
26. Female. Ex-Kiwi. Living in the UK.
5'10. Black hair. Brown eyes. Caramel skin. 36b tits. Curves and a tum. Spankable ass. Giant hobbit feet.
Babygirl. Music Nazi. Shoe fiend. Chocoholic. Sarcastic. Tease. Jeff Buckley obsession. Exhibitionist. Punny. Lame dad jokes. Loud. White girl trapped in a brown body. Bratty. Not an Aussie.

I'm back, for now. I think I'm looking for something rather serious. But fun. I did slut it up for a few months last year, and then randomly found myself in an exclusive relationship towards the back end of the year. I love the daddy-babygirl dynamic, but I think, after the last year I've had, you'll have to gain my trust before I even consider calling you daddy.

I very rarely do penetration, don't ask for that. I'm very oral-orientated, (and anal-orientated) and I've been told I can be very bratty if I don't get it. I am happy spending hours sucking and licking and expecting no penetration whatsoever. I also like public fun.

But, what I'd really like is someone playful. I don't want someone serious in the bedroom. I like to tease, and to be teased. I like to make lame jokes in the bedroom, and outside of the bedroom, and I want a playful, fun dynamic. If you can't stand a girl making lame jokes in the middle of a blowjob, I'm not the one for you.

I am NOT looking for a master, or a slave. I am not looking to get tied up and punished, nor am I looking to stand on your cock and beat you up. I am also not into cross dressers or couples.

I am not keen on being your "other woman", "mistress" or one of many friends with benefits. I like single men. Even if you look like Sergio Ramos or Aidan Turner, I'm afraid you married dudes are out, #friendzoned.

Speaking of meets, I did a meet recently. It was fun. We enjoyed it so much that he wrote about it. If you'd like to have a nosy, it's in my favourites.

I have, however, tried my hand at poetry. A handful are submitted on my other profile, also favourited. I warn you, they are dark and non-erotic. I am not this creepy in real life...

A bit more about me:

~ Love ~
Football. Shoes. Sex. Music. Jeff Buckley. Films. Sleep. The Princess Bride. Chocolate. Baking. Disney. Ben & Jerry's. Gingers.

~ Sex ~
Oral. Public. Exhibitionism. Sucking balls. Spanking. Older men (upper limit= 40 years). Accents. Cum in panties. A tongue up my ass. Biting lips. Gingers.

~ Hates ~
Man-on-man. Younger men. Cross dressing men. Cuckolds. Scat. Underaged. Pain. BDSM. Ball torture. Australians. Nickelback. Feet. Gingers.

Don't be shy, I won't bite... Unless you're covered in chocolate. ;)

Kiwi xx

Fetlife: littlelostkiwi

Location

UK

Gender

Female

Member Stats

7 Years AgoMember Since
A Long Time AgoUpdated
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More About Me

Age

33

Height

Tall

Orientation

Straight

Dating Status

Single

Hobbies

Sex, Sucking Balls, Your Tongue Up My Ass, Older Men, Football, Your Mom Jokes

Fetishes

Public, Exhibitionism, Balls, Spanking, A Tongue In My Ass, Older Men, Gingers, Accents, Cum In Panties, Lingerie.

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