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"Did you ever step in a water pipe & fall to the bottom of the water system? And there, did you meet a little alligator who answered to the name of Alvin? If you did, he's mine. I lost him.

I threw my Alvin down the water pipe, down to the bottom of the water system, b/c he was getting too big for his britches, but now I'm getting lonely since he's gone.

I miss him."
--"Alvin," by Nicholas Thorkelson

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Birthday

December 14

Weight

Skinny

Height

Short

Orientation

Straight

Dating Status

Single

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