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Kumquatqueen

Once upon a time, I was born. I've lived. I've fucked. I've played. Sex and BDSM are my hobbies. I looked for realistic stories I like - it's a problem being British and thus repulsed by the word 'panties' - and eventually figured I'd polish up some stories I've written over the years and post them here. Written a few more, now.

If you want realistic stories set in modern England, mostly London, full of witty snarky bisexuals and some happy polyamorous people, many kinky as fuck, you're in the right place. If you can't cope with British English or the fact that bisexuals include some bi men, fuck off.

Are these stories true?
They're drawn from a million fragments of mine and others truths, rearranged into patchwork quilts of pure fiction. Some may have larger ripped pieces of my own life than others.

I often re-use my characters.

Rachel from Gas Station Guy reappears in I Say Ass, You Say Arse: Contrasts (and minor roles in other ISAYSA stories and Homesick Halloween).

Ellie stars in Homesick Halloween; she was Rachel's housemate in Gas Station Guy.

Minor characters from an unnamed biomedical research institute in London and one in Boston appear repeatedly in the above and the ISAYSA stories.

Adrian, his old friend Laura, and new man Dan feature in the Smoking Hot series.
Adrian and Dan go on holiday in Turkish Delight, celebrate Valentine's Day in Steak and a Blow Job Day, and are in After the Funeral.

Laura stars in the Educating Laura series, with Richie and Ali, and in Smoking Hot 15-20 years later.

Ali also stars in Wheelchair Bound?

Richie and Adrian are in Undergraduate Experiments (Drunk, Sober); Richie is also in ISAYSA: Again and later stories, about 10 years later.

Karen and John discuss kink in Tell Me What You Want, play a bit in Mummy Porn (no, it's not an incest story), and really indulge in BDSM in Switching At KinkCon.

Works in progress include more ISAYSA stories with Bradley, Rachel and others, and a sequel with Jake, Cat and Sarah from Strength is a Caged Cock.
And Gareth from Smoking Hot and Third Time Getting Lucky getting his story told. And more chapters of Educating Laura, and a standalone story with her.
And a few new characters doing new things.

Hope you enjoy - if you do, please upvote and leave comments or send a message. Feedback is the best way to motivate me to write more!

Just remember - I may be a bisexual poly kinky slut, but I'm still not going to fuck randoms off the internet.

Location

UK

Author Stats

6 Years AgoMember Since
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4Series Published

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Orientation

Bisexual

Fetishes

Bondage, Leather, So So Many

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