What is it with these websites leaving you a blank block for your bio? I mean, you're supposed to put in your entire life's meaning in 200 characters or less. How the hell am I supposed to pull that off? Well, anyway, I guess now that you're here - I'm Monnie, and I'm your dream girl, or your worst nightmare. Some people wear their emotions on their sleeve. I happen to wear mine under my left pant leg, strapped to my combat boots. Scared yet? No? Great. I have an unhealthy obsession with film and smut. Placing those two hand in hand is my specialty. Ever watch Star Wars? Most girls go from loving the Ewoks, to loving R2D2, to wanting to be like Princess Leia, to having a crush on Luke, and then forever lusting after Han Solo. I started out with a crush on Princess Leia, to fast forwarding to the Han & Leia scenes, to fast forwarding to the incestuous Luke & Leia scenes, and then to fantasizing and writing about giving Carrie Fisher a delicious fuck in that slave costume. As you can plainly see, I see the world my own way. And if I see the world my own way through those really sexy librarian glasses... well, it's just that much better. |
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