Just your typical post-mid aged married guy whose latent naughty proclivities have advanced along with my years. I tend to express my kink with a decided lean towards what I call "omni-sexual." I'll leave it up to your imagination to decipher what that might be.
I like stories that feature voraciously horny multi-sexual families, ts-on anybody and everybody, coerced male bisexuality, older fem/young male, some scifi, swing/swap, harems, light femdom/bondage and the like.
Not a fan of:
ganging/buk-yucky
multi page biographical preambles
autoeroticism
teen only
first times
"Oh I'm not/never ..."
forceful felacio (just the mention of the word "throat" creaps me out)
precise anatomical dimensions
any story using the word "whilst", or "soda can" (to describe cock widths) more than zero times
"best orgasm of my life"
"Don't have to ask me twice",
to name a few peeves.
My ideal tome would start with no more than 1/4 page of paragraphs of general background, another few paragraphs of build up, and the remainder of the first page a full fledged jump into debauch, with kind descriptions of anatomy, and featuring characters who can't help themselves from being drawn into the action. If there needs to be an additional page it could describe player satisfaction and a promise of the plethora of promiscuity to procede, in another story. Oh yah, I also like alliteration, alot.
Location
... Et je ne peux pas mentirGender
Male