Wit is welcome. Here's a naughty tale that gives you some insight into my love of aural exhibitionism: https://soundcloud.com/storymaster21/naughtilus1/s-oLLAL Me: I'm something like a thirtysomething athletic and bookish white guy who's a decent writer. I mean, I write well but the plots just get lost in the psychology of things. I enjoy ridiculous and surrealistic role play (e.g., fantasy, and sometimes simply unrealistic happenings). I'm good with slow build-up, but I'm not down for half-assedly slow RPs. I expect both of us to commit to the RP with fairly equal enthusiasm and effort. I type fast and prefer the same. If one of us isn't feeling it, let's be clear and honest without hard feelings. Some fun ideas: A coven of witches who invent spells for levitating cunnilingus, or some bite-off from a Pygmalion story that involves sex dolls coming to life--but only to fuck our brains out, not murder. More my cup o' tea. If you like that latter idea, I do have a good chunk of a story to share. Oh, and I lately love anti-religious erotica. "Church fucking?" you ask. Sure, that kinda thing but with better depth. Oh, and if you want to hear me performing 9-ish minutes of relaxation and masturbation "instruction" (or induction?) and get into some details about a bubble bath, a blindfold, and much more, have a listen: https://soundcloud.com/storymaster21/erotica-tub/s-qhXYq I appreciate fast typers, women who are capable of being honest about what they want, and clear expression. I dig those who are willing to get vulnerable to a safe, online-anonymous degree. I have no tolerance for women who expect a man to do all the work typing (you don't know who you are). And on this non sequitur note, I have a decent tolerance for slaves and subs--but not too much tolerance. "Sub" does not equal lazy. I like a pro-active brat. I dig co-writing improvised stories, reading erotica aloud (ours or others), voice play, captioning of Tumblr images, all of the above, group voice play (any combinations of genders is fine, in fact, so I am quite open). In terms of RP fantasies: I'm slave to no fetish, but I wield a million kinks. I'm tender and rough at once, a good blend of masculine and feminine, women tell me. I'm happy to adapt to others if they've a particular fetish in mind, but I expect someone to be equally adaptable. I get annoyed by people who are hell-bent on a nuanced fetish. If you are ambiguous what you want in a RP and then start correcting where I'm going, I'm bound to leave our chat and will declare it. That's a peeve of mine. While I'm here, another rant: There's a wonderful world between the binary of so-called vanilla and BDSM; the latter is not necessarily more exciting, nor the former more boring. No system will save us. We can only save and liberate ourselves. Let's just help each other out in the meantime, shall we? | 
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