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bad_hobbit's Biography:
Gender: Male
Weight: Average
Height: Average
Location: England
Orientation: Straight
Interested In: Friends
Status: Attached
Smoke: No
Drink: Occasionally
Fetishes: None
Pets: None
User Number: 631709
Member Since: January 23, 2006
Last Modified: April 28, 2019
Some words from bad_hobbit:

Hi, and welcome to my oeuvre - which sounds like part of the female reproductive system, but whatever. I'm a horny, well-educated Englishman who enjoys sex, as well as writing (and thinking) about it. If the language I use seems a little strange to American readers, that's because I often write in the 'British' vernacular, as spoken by most native English speakers outside the USA. (Please see 'Local is as Local Does' for an explanation). But where the protagonists in my stories are American, I try to write in US English - please tell me if I let any 'Britishisms' creep in!

I posted a lot of work on this site up to around 7 years ago. Stuff happened in my life around then and I got too busy to post, though I've still been writing since then, on and off. I'm trying to get some work commercially published, but so far everything I've 'released into the Wild' is on here. I've posted a number of stories recently and I have a lot of other 'work in progress'; lots of stories 'in development', plus 2 more Uncle Bob chapters and at least two whole novels - perhaps four, depending on how I structure them - based on the characters in 'The Artist and the Acrobat' and 'Venice'., and another strand I've been developing for maybe 15 years but has yet to see the light of day. If anyone is interested in a 'sneak peek' at some of this, in exchange for giving me some light editing and constructive feedback, please contact me through the site.

I'm really pleased that people like my work - every chapter of 'Uncle Bob' is in the 'HOT' category (which of course is as it should be!), but my highest-rated piece on here is the only non-erotic essay! People seem to like the humour/humor in my stories. A lot of them are tongue-in-cheek, though exactly where the tongue goes and between whose cheeks is part of the fun.

I hope you enjoy my stories. I love to receive feedback, good and bad, as it helps me to improve. Non-anonymous comments are great, as I can clarify points with people who've taken the trouble to submit their views. However, people who insist on remaining anonymous while criticising me for my apparent marital infidelity should really try to understand the difference between first-person fiction and reality. I'm in a long-term relationship with a lovely lady - I started writing a lot of this stuff for her - and anything you read from me here is either fantasy (hey guys, I'm so not, like, a female teen or living in the 15th century) or an embroidery on something that happened years ago when I was single.

I'd particularly like feedback from ladies on what you think of the stories I write from a female perspective. Do they work for you? Please let me know. And I'd really love to hear from anyone interested in illustrating any of my stories. I've seen some great erotic illustrations on Literotica, and it would enhance my work a lot if someone wanted to collaborate in this way.

I'm also a 'pen for hire'. I've written at least 3 stories specifically for or about people at their request. If you like my style and would like to star in a porn epic, please let me know. I'm very cheap. (At least, I like it when someone makes me feel that way - only joking).

I intend to post some more material over the coming months, so watch this space! And yes, there will be more of Uncle Bob; I hope to complete both this and 'Desperate' in 2019, and to see if Brenda's adventures in 'Sally Spring' and James & Beth's in 'The Proposition' warrant further exploration. So many ideas, so little time!

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