This is all for Bethers. Everyone else: I hope you enjoy it, but it's not for you. So you might as well quit dreaming of fucking me, unless for some reason you're that gal from Cat Power. But I heard she's a lesbian, so that's frustrating. ANYHOO, the story is true in the way that all stories are true. If you're worried that it's your wife, well, you better go threaten her or something, because it probably is.
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I'm from further North than you