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kissmyhorn's Biography:
Gender: Male
Weight: Average
Height: Average
Location: UK
Orientation: Straight
Interested In: Nothing
Status: Attached
Smoke: No
Drink: Occasionally
Fetishes: All of them
Pets: None
User Number: 774915
Member Since: November 1, 2006
Last Modified: November 26, 2014
Some words from kissmyhorn:

When a man rows old, & his balls grow cold

And the tip of his prick turns blue,

And it bends in the middle like a one string fiddle

He can tell you a tale or two.

So whip out your dick, and make it all slick,

And I'll tell you a tale of your Mum.

It'll make your knob throb, and spit out blob,

For she's a harlot who loves to eat cum.

She'll shag any man, any way that she can,

Her cunt is perpetually wet.

She will ride on your dick like a mad pogo stick,

Till you come like you'll never forget.

She'll squeeze you to bits, twixt the cleft of her tits.

Till your bone is as solid as stone.

Then she'll swallow it whole, and suck on your pole,

Till you groan and your seed is all sown.

So hear me now brothers, go forth, shag your mothers,

They are waiting with lustful desire.

If you have not yet guessed, I think incest is best.

Your Mother needs sex, go and try her.

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