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PerfectMartini's Biography:
Sex: Male
Weight: Average
Height: Average
Location: Currently building a mansion in the gutter. Got tired of just having my mind there.
Orientation: Straight
Interested In: Friends, Sex Partners, Women
Status: Single
Smoke: No
Drink: Yes
Fetishes: more than a few
Pets: Cat(s), Dog(s), Reptile(s)
User Number: 886562
Member Since: August 28, 2007
Last Modified: August 25, 2008
PerfectMartini
Some words from PerfectMartini:

I am a thirty-something male who has been a professional bartender for over ten years now. I'm skilled in juggling, spinning, and tossing liquor bottles (and ironically, was trained to do so by a Hollywood stuntman who was there when Brandon Lee was killed.) Additionally, I've been an accountant, administrative assistant, I.T. administrator and manager, private business owner, restaurant slave, and retail grunt (everyone has their humble beginnings!).

I've been writing all manner of stories purely as a hobby for many years now. I have a passion for the English language and am an admitted verbivore: I absolutely love to read. However, I haven't written very many erotic themed stories, so I thought I'd try my hand at them. I'd greatly appreciate constructive criticism and I'd be happy to return the favor in the future.

"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." -Richard Braunstein

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