I'm a writer trying to learn how the hell to write sex. I hate writing sex scenes. Passiontely. I've never written a sex scene that I liked, in fact once when I was dating someone else who wrote we agreed to swap stories and mine was so bad that I got her drunk and took her to bed so that I could destroy it while she was sleeping. I've had a few mainstream things published, mainly science fiction and modern fantasy but I've done a few non-fiction stories too. Oh, and if a certain person is reading this: your story was beautiful and it was a very special night. What I did was the best for both of us ;-) | 
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