- Erotic Poetry
- Mary Mary quite contrary!
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Mary Mary quite contrary!
Mary Mary, quite contrary,
Please let me eat your tush.
It's real sweet meat, I want to eat,
If I can pass that bush.
Mary Mary, quite contrary,
Please won't you shave that bush?
You'll look real neat, with hairless meat,
And slick without that bush!
So Mary Mary, not SO contrary,
Shaved all that hair away.
Now Mary's happy, with her Pappy,
To this very day!
- COMMENTS
YDDalmost 20 years agoThis time the contrarian gets tackled,
or tickled as the case may be in a Mother Goose parody.
I am waiting for "Goosey, Goosey Gander",
but I am glad I don't have any very young children around!
