- Erotic Poetry
- Old Bald-Headed Bill Carr!
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Bill Carr was an old bald-headed fool,
And he'd nail any hole with his tool.
Old Bill would shove it in, and nail it twice again,
Bill said he learned about it in school.
Bill Carr was an old bald-headed dog,
He even got caught fucking a hog.
He caught her in the grass, and shoved it up her ass,
He grinned "I just used my polliwog!"
Bill Carr was an old bald-headed mutt,
He loved to stick his tool in a butt.
He said "It feels real fine, I'll do it every time,"
That's why people say that I'm a "Nut!!"
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