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Click hereI need to tell you my name is Dick,
And here's the story about my prick.
When it gets hard it's straight as a stick,
And the head of it's red as a brick.
When it slides inside it makes a click,
And when it's all the way there's a snick.
When it's stiff there's eight inches of prick,
And that's enough for most any Chick.
And when it feels a really hot lick,
It'll have a climax and spits quick.
My old pecker has a real good trick,
It can shoot cum clean across a crick.
And with just a little tiny flick,
It'll stop protruding like a stick!!