Litville lifts a din

Litville lifts a din
Is he the one
the one who did that
took all of those 10's
and made them go splat

and fizzle and foozle
and simper and snurk
he’s a ghoul
he’s a cad
he’s a bomber berserk

well the poets in Litville
they’d had quite enough
we’ll take care of this guy
they declared with a huff

and they set off to smite him
with word upon word
some clever some cutting
Oh, you should have heard

The din was delightful
in Litville that day
as the words and the laughter
drove that one away

he slunk and he slurled
as nasty one’s do
when they know they’re not wanted
what else could he do

And the poets kept writing
they were none the worse
for the one could not know
he’d help improve their verse