- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Belly Aches!
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Everybody gets a Belly ache,
At one time in his or her life.
You'll get a fever, and get the squirts,
And feel like you're stabbed with a knife!
There's a bright side to this condition,
Piles AIN'T "gonna" bother you none.
You'll spend LOTS of time on your commode,
And you'll stay busy, on the run!!
- COMMENTS
duddle146about 17 years agoUncle Pervey has just made another observation ~ and brothers and sisters ~ it ain't pretty...!
LeBrozabout 17 years agoCondition could be worse ~ ~ could be the dead of winter and you have to use an outhouse! Then, do your runs slow to a crawl when it's 40 below?
Daisy Mayover 19 years agoGood meter and flow. Had me laughing. Busy having the runs On the run, LOL! It's that time of year:)
