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A cross-eyed man was walking down the street,
And bumped into a cock-eyed man "booking."
The cock-eyed man sneared "Look where you're going,"
And the cross-eyed man smirked "Go where you're looking!!"
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duddle146about 17 years agoCrossing problems
A little snippet of comedy from everybody's favorite Uncle. Well done, Uncle Pervey.
