Well COME On Down!

Well Come On Down!

I was feelin' blue and all alone,
So I called my friend Texas Jack.
I said "Jack it's me, and I'm horny,
And I'm needin' me a little crack!"

I asked Jack "Hey, do you remember,
Tellin' me about your neighbor?
You told me she was a SWEET young thing.
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Jack laughed and said, "Now listen Pardner,
She's got a "Delectible" Butt!
I think if you play your cards Just right,
You just MIGHT GET to BUST your "Nut!"

I laughed and talked to Jack for awhile,
Then said "I'll be comin' down SOON.
I'm wantin' to CHECK your neighbor out,
And "inovate" her tender "Moon!"

Jack chuckled and said "Well come on down!
I'll have the spare room made ready.
You can take the girl back to your room,
And introduce her to "Freddy!"

I rode the bus and made it down fine,
Jack had described her "Bottom" right.
Soon I had her back in my bedroom,
And I "plundered" her "Moon" all night!

When I got out of bed next mornin',
I was "tuckered" out but I grinned.
I have to tell you she's "WONDERFUL!"
And Texas Jack, "You're a good Friend!

I made it back home just feelin' great,
And I thought about her SWEET crack.
I knew it wouldn't be a long time,
Before I carried myself back!
I called Texas Jack when I got home,
And I thanked him for his "Neighbor."
Jack said "My pleasure Pard, and maybe,
You JUST MAY return the favor!!"