Note: You can change font size, font face, and turn on dark mode by clicking the "A" icon tab in the Story Info Box.
You can temporarily switch back to a Classic Literotica® experience during our ongoing public Beta testing. Please consider leaving feedback on issues you experience or suggest improvements.
Click hereSimple Simon was a Pie man,
But Simon liked OTHER pies!
The ONLY SWEET that he would EAT,
ALWAYS nestled between FEMALE thighs!
Simple Simon WASN'T simple,
His brain would JUST get DIZZIE.
He just loved pies BETWEEN their thighs,
And he got PRETTY FOND of Lizzie!
Simple Simon WAS THE Pie-man,
With the BEST pies ALL around.
He liked the BACK for a RICH snack,
And said he LOVED his Cinnamon BROWNED!!