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- Ambulance Chasers!
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There's always been an "Ambulance Chaser,"
Ever since "Lawyers" first existed.
There'll ALWAYS be a greedy "Shyster" near,
With smooth talk that CAN'T be "Deflected!"
Civil Action Lawyers, most of the time,
Are a bunch of slimey greedy "Bums!"
They'll do ANYTHING to LINE their pockets,
Including settling CASES for "CRUMBS!
All the "Slick Shysters" ALWAYS have MONEY,"
It makes you wonder WHO'S PAID them OFF.
And they're NEVER caught, now AIN'T that FUNNY?
Every "Shyster" should DIE from the "COUGH!!"
- COMMENTS
duddle146about 17 years agoOur favorite Uncle is back with some sage and humorous advice regarding the Ambulance Chasers. Seems a good idea to avoid them like the plague.
LeBrozover 17 years agoThey do make such easy targets, especially with the US of A having more of them per capita than anyplace else in the world!
