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Click hereHave you heard of "Double O Seven,"
He's a smooth talkin' real "suave" Feller.
And when he goes after the "Bad" guys,
He can be an "Old Fashioned Heller!"
When James Bond takes on a "new" villain,
He does his job with lots of "Aplomb."
He makes the "job" he does seem "easy,"
Because ALL of the "Bad" guys are "Dumb!"
James Bond is a real good "shootin'" man,
He can "Dimple" an eyeball real neat.
And when it comes to a real fast draw,
Old "Double O Seven" can't be beat!
James Bond can use a knife pretty good,
And he uses his "Martial Arts" too.
He can knuckle hard heads with his fists,
And remove an ear quick with a "chew!"
The BEST thing James Bond is noted for,
Isn't for his "battling" or "strife."
The thing he's got that makes men jealous,
Is the pretty women in his life!
"Double O Seven" is a "Lover,"
And the "pretty women" he meets "Know!"
He's a hard fightin' lovin' "Rascal,"
And the women ALL say "Go man Go!"
"Double O Seven's" a happy man,
He gets lots of "fast action" for free.
And on the side he gets women too,
Which is much "better" than YOU or ME!!
Our favorite uncle is back with some thoughts regarding James Bond. Nothing escapes his wry wit.
Which may be why,
When reading that end,
The average real woman has little use for the 007 smoothie.