London’s Burning (Rap)

One bus,
   Three tubes,
      Four fundamentalists.

Where's the Two?
   Burning Bush?
      Coming up for Blair?

No! "Tell the strewth!"
   Burnished Blair
      Coming up for Bush.

We're willing sacrifices to their cause:
   The War on Tourism.
      London's burning.
Tra la la la la.

G8 – global hate.
   Climate fate;
      Just make a date.

Climate change
   Can't derange …
      Profit.

Profit for us –
   Lest blown from a bus
      And dead…
Tra la la la la.

This is a true, original news report.
   Unfortunately, the true parts are not original
      And the original parts are not true.

Second world war "grit"?
   Londoners are fucking hard?
      Bollocks!

We wait now for the black humour to circulate;
   That's our best defence.
      London's burning.
Tra la la la la.